Happy observations, profound thoughts, minor annoyances, pleasant surprises…

1. A poppyseed bagel should lose its bakery card if all the seeds fall off when you’re slicing it.
2. It’s such an unexpected treat when the shopping cart you pull off the line doesn’t thump every two feet or violently pull to one side.
3. When in doubt, reboot.
4. How is it that if you still have a Barack Obama bumper sticker on your car you’re “naive,” but if you still have a Rick Perry sticker you’re “loyal”?
5. Starbucks and dark chocolate are proof that God loves us.
6. 50% of statistics can made to say anything 90% of the time.